Background: Currently I have a situation
university bureaucratically complicated. None of that but, you know, if they can send you upstairs to the office of the secretary, who is moving from the bar but can not find it because the coffee with a cigarette has a strange effect, you send us (I stitched, it is not this happened).
The following is exactly what has happened to me at university, therefore, not tell!
Last night I saw Scarface. Superb.
omit the talk about the film, that still would not be able to do, and precisely only the child in me comes out, once again, ringalluzzito beautiful! The child in question
wakes up with the idea of \u200b\u200bgoing to office with a nice cigar in his mouth, his shirt open and chains in sight, a line of coke the size of a sausage in the nose and a nice machine gun in his hand.
Lift up your eyes to the sky and see a Goodyear blimp with the unequivocal message "The World Is Yours ..."
Good.
I and the baby in me scarface go to secretarial students. These are 11:30, the closing is at 12:00.
Good. The desk
type is deserted but at least there is a kind man sitting at the desk next to it.
tells me that my colleague is temporarily out of view because he is on the seventh floor of the Secretariat economy and can not help me.
Good.
guess I come out of the machine gun in hand, shouting with the voice of common Ferruccio Amendola (the voice actor for Al in Scarface) "want to go to war?!?"
Nothing, but I think the type is not a bigger fish.
There are three pretty girls lined up for this beautiful fish (do not laugh) and in the meantime are 11:50.
The girls stand out in twenty seconds (if you're still in the double sense of before, you can draw conclusions), I feel relieved: the big fish is all mine! (Hem. ..)
Suddenly, he:
"Girls, get off? Then wait for the elevator that I come with you!"
Cooooooooooooooooosa? You son of a bitch piece of shit broke ass Paraculo provolone slippery dick!
However, he sees me. He asks me what I need, and understood that it is not easy, says:
"come on, keep talking"
I find myself in the elevator. We
me, him, the three girls, two unknown and little Scarface in the meantime has blowjob the plaster walls of nervousness.
I state my case.
whore of a bitch ... basgascionissima in an elevator with a guy who should still be in office, according to the working hours!
However, terms and him
"mmm ... back after 16 because it has yet to join the committee ... then girls you where you come from? "
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
opens the elevator, the first, near the door, I let the girls pull out, the two strangers, I offer back to the type and go before him.
in Esco 'atrium and I feel strange.
Scarface even the shadow of the baby, I have left him only a toy machine gun and a Cuban cigar in the ass.
