Thursday, July 17, 2008

Burgo's Catch Phrase Online Game

intolerant.





The intolerance is a guy who thinks too much and think that you get thinks to ask the right questions, like, because the human being is the only mammal that continues to take milk after weaning? The
lactose intolerant early decision to eliminate the hated anything containing substance and plenty of paper and pen, draw his conviction asociality.

"cappuccino and croissant?"
"Hem, no thanks, you know, are intolerant ..."
"All right, then you take your coffee instead of cappuccino"
"No, the cornet, is made with milk, butter ... I would not feel bad "

" Today we come to dinner with me? I made the lasagna. "
" Hem, with mozzarella? "
" Of course, that question is that? "
" Mmm, no thanks, I have to study. "

" Guys, why do not we go to Naples on Saturday for a pizza as it should? "the intolerant
is aware that going at the foot of Vesuvius and ask a pizza without mozzarella would be tantamount to a whimsical show him a picture of his wife and daughter who are Trumpet of the seven dwarfs.
"Sorry, this Saturday I have guests for dinner and my mother begged me to stay home, it will be next time."

"Honey, cospargimi Lick whipped cream and all!"
"Love, the cream, not I can "
" Then of Nutella! "
“C’è il latte, tanto, non posso.”
“La crema!”
“Non posso, amore…o marmellata o miele!”
Capirete che non è la stessa cosa.

E si strapperebbe i capelli quando, con quaranta gradi all’ombra, implora il cielo pur di mangiare gelato a badilate e poi, arriva la vecchietta. Lei ordina il suo bellissimo, fantasticante, fallico cono con due palle di gelato. Lo mangia con Parkinson e gran parte della delizia cade a terra. Lui lo vede e prenderebbe quel cono per sbatterglielo violentemente sul muso: “mangia…MANGIA fottuta vecchietta, tu che puoi!”

È un continuo serpeggiare tra milioni di impulsi, rompere abitudini decennali, infrangere modelli culturali e cercare comunque di rimanere attaccato alle tradizioni, ripudiando quello che il marketing dell’intolleranza ha costruito per te:
Latte di soia
Latte di riso
Latte senza lattosio, cioè acqua bianca.
Latte di mandorle, castagne, pomodori, zucchine, pollo, di cefalo, squalo, latte di pipistrello, di testicoli, latte di seno di bambola gonfiabile.

Oggi l’intollerante al lattosio ha deciso di comprarsi un chilo di mozzarella di bufala d.o.p.: vuole suicidarsi.






Ho volutamente esagerato, ma adesso sapete anche che sono intollerante al lattosio.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Crazy College Sorority Initiations

The courage to be men.





passed the cloth over the strings, the neck and body, as always after a performance. Un'accortezza that he felt more like a gesture of respect to his instrument as a duty.
Then, in a solitary cigarette out in the club completed the ritual. A cigarette
damn that closes a live: you're slow as she always ends too soon.
Just as he reflected on this thing came up a little boy, will have had less than twenty years. He introduced
kindly asking if it was disturbing. He smiled from its forty-four years and welcomed him kindly.

- No, but what noise? Tell me ... -

The boy just wanted to congratulate the musicians and thank him for having passed a pleasant evening. He smiled embarrassed and not without pointing out that the merits of the band was complete, not just his.
Matthew, so he called the young man nodded and kept us to specify that the compliments were particularly because he played the same instrument.
The man stopped for a fraction of time and studied the boy. Over the years he had learned to recognize the musicians as they arise, but the boys are beyond any analysis, the strength of their dreams is so strong that explodes from his eyes and makes them all the same.

- And so you play bass ... is there any song in particular that you liked? -

Matthew could hardly hold back his embarrassment, he had recognized one in the repertoire and was afraid to make a bad impression. However, it was sincere, because if it were lying open, the figure would have been much worse.

- Solo "The Kitchen" is the song of Pastorius ... have not listened to much jazz. -

The other smiled paternally.

- Chicken ... the song is called "The Chicken", meaning kitchen cooking, but do not worry it is easy to make mistakes. And do not worry if you do not listen to jazz, and when they're ready broaden your mind and listen to everything that is done well, for the moment content to follow your instincts ... by the way, you know why the song is titled Pastorius "Chicken"? -

Parliament passed three or four cigarettes. He had never loved talking about music, since it sounds, and well, there is no reason to talk about it. So he thought. In fact it was good at drawing alternative routes that brought the boy to be discovered, to talk about himself and life. Sure, the music in the background, but simply an excuse to travel with the mind. He understood very little of Matthew. His discomfort was alive and scratch. That body fat a malapena riusciva a trattenerlo e la paura passava tutta attraverso quella postura lievemente ricurva, gli occhi spesso a terra e le mani in tasca. Ma Matteo aveva anche uno sguardo tremendamente intelligente, parlava bene ed argomentava senza sputare sentenze immotivate; cosa tipica, il sentenziare con presunzione, di chi crede di essere migliore degli altri.
Il quasi quarantacinquenne aspettava quella domanda come si aspetta un verdetto e quella arrivò puntuale e precisa:

- Io vorrei continuare a studiare musica dopo le superiori, ma ho paura. Se dovessi diventare un morto di fame? I miei si aspettano che vada all’università e forse potrei non avere il loro sostegno, specie economico, se mi dedicassi solo alla musica. Secondo she should do? -

Only eighteen could ask a question so brutal. The man put his hand on his shoulder and was silent for several seconds, eternal. What to say? What lessons can? How can you address the risk of a life in a direction maybe wrong? Who was he to do? Sure, it was simply expressing a personal opinion, but it was not. The boy asked for help and when you're willing to ask the first stranger you're gonna get a shot, maybe you can give him a straight.
He tried the solution and pondered the question carefully:

-Sai, Matthew, I think the problem is not the music, the university ... no, you you are afraid. Are you afraid of your parents, you're afraid of being judged by others and this blocks you, does not make you choose. I will not tell you what to do, because I can not. What I say is do not be afraid to choose. When you think you're convinced, do it, choose. And do not think that life ends there, maybe a wrong choice. You are young and I assure you a second chance everyone has one, do not be afraid to make mistakes. -

The conversation lasted a few minutes more, greetings, thanks, nothing more.
Matthew walked away, looked up in the air, toward the dark sky, the moon, the stars.
The man lit a cigarette.
looked at his car eighty thousand euro parked in front of the restaurant. A whim, a desire, perhaps a symbol.
He thought when he finished high school. He studied electric bass for three years and had become good, a lot. So good to have to choose between a study of crazy music, eight, nine hours a day, or the university.
The error you find him behind his back in a dark corridor, as a murderess.
He turned, looked into his eyes and smiled with contempt.
Then came the other to say hello, the next afternoon was to carry out open heart surgery, a life depended on his hands and had to be ready.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Im Ready For The Asvab

search keywords. June 2008



Here we go again with the search keywords. Consider those that concern the
autopraticarsi oral sex or the search for material for a good fellatio as always present, insistently present. Here, not mention more! ;)
Let's see what a nice gave us in June.
Ah, my ass is always justification for the keys to erotic / pornographic.


device x do blowjobs

It was not a vacuum cleaner? Mah ..

beautiful songs that make you feel not only

Put it this way, you hear a song that not only makes you feel, is beautiful, exciting, you stop and think that would be great to share the moment with someone ... and you feel alone.

who photographed laura Arpino?

I have an alibi!

learn how to give the first kiss

But what the hell the world we live in?

mouthpieces do with your ass


a moment ... that is, I do not understand, we are talking about people with a face like my ass?

Gabriele Giarrusso hello where am I?

???... surreal ...

I have bitten my dog, what happens?

seizures, pain, and then the transformation into a monstrous sbranerà that you and your family ...
But to call a veterinarian and possibly a lawyer?

"for her was like making love to bite, tear and swallow"

The museruolaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Mah .. for nothing that in June, we hope that the heat of July makes the insanely creative wags around the net!